"I am a camera with its shutter open, quite passive, recording, not thinking. Recording the man shaving at the window opposite and the woman in the kimono washing her hair. Some day, all this will have to be developed, carefully printed, fixed." Isherwood. Goodbye to Berlin (1939)
A great thinker and leader, you have a great deal of power despite being really poor. You like movies, cows, and you probably are a vegetarian and may even be a pacifist. You've probably been moving away from pacifism lately, though, as you get more and more defensive that everyone around you is trying to hurt you. How about a nice game of chess?
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AT LAST! GALINDA VERDI ARRIVES AT LIVEJOURNAL
WEEP PEASANTS, WEEP!
Galinda_Verdi is a psychotic but harmless blow in from somewhere that definitely isn't here. A cliched, meaning deprived, 30something, Galinda enjoys nothing more than angst filled hours of self-analysis. It is possible to distract Galinda with sex, drugs and/or rock & roll. Galinda is wanted by authorities in several Eastern Europen nations.
Pretty boys with needs to be met are always welcome in Galinda's boudoir. Galinda is passionately committed to the service of mankind and welcomes all enquiries
Already a legend at LiveJournal, your Galinda_Verdi trading card proves just how fucking cool you are.
Strengths: Taste Elegance Refinement Sharp intellect. Very good at divining for water. Trashy in a fabulous way Damn good lover!
Weaknesses: Boys Men Tight rubber Belgian men Belgian chocolate Sexy skater boys The smell of a sweaty man. Broadway Musicals Makeup
Fear of dwarfs Sorbet Rock chicks
Special Skills: Can Take Teeth Out Falling Over Ninja Macrame Milking skaterboys Forgetting names Ligging Name dropping Very skilled in obsessive behaviours.
Weapons: Rapier Wit Wardrobe from hell Bikechain Several infectious diseases Expert in casting Voodoo curses Has been known to carry Uzi machine guns and glomesh handbags.
APPROACH WITH CAUTION- ASSOCIATE OF COUNTESS CHERRY RAMONE
Known Habitat: Formerly thought to be confined to the Australian continent, some suspected sightings of Galinda Verdi in NYC have authorities watching closely.
A QUEEN SO FULL OF FABULOUS IDEAS THEY ARE OOZING OUT THE TOP OF HER HEAD IS SEEN. THE CARD IS UNUSUAL IN LACKING COLOUR.
Divinatory Meanings: Heralds arrival of festivities. This card may suggest that there is a traitor nearby. The regular occurence of the Queen of Silly Frocks may indicate that you are wardrobe challenged.
Traditionally, this card is taken as an indication that it is time for a snack.
This card can warn that business enterprises that seem to offer lots of fun may lead to misery. It is a card of warning and should be particularly heeded by prominent lesbians with Broadway ambitions.
A combination of work and play, imbalance, emotional instability and group conflict may be indicated by this card.
Reversed: Loss of money, public humiliation, you are not going to win a Tony, DO NOT OPEN A BROADWAY SHOW.
Special Influences: The black and white of this card should serve as an immediate signal of impending danger to anyone in the performing arts.